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“What…is that…?” isn’t exactly what people expect you to say when you first see their most loyal family member. Here are some of the weirdest breeds that nobody is ready to see.
- Horgi – Husky and Corgi mix
“I just had the scariest dream. I walked in to Petsmart and there was a full grown Husky but like, its body was really short and compressed, like a Corgi.” Oh that exists, it’s called a Horgi, look it up.
- Chusky – Chow Chow and Husky mix
People like to experiment with breeding Huskies apparently. Hopefully this woman is under 4 feet tall or else this absolute monster of a domestic pet is actually a pony.
- Corgi – Dalmatian mix
It’s hard enough to imagine what it took to breed this dog but here it is to actually look at. If you block out its ears and body you can see the untainted face of a Dalmatian.
- Corgan Shephard – Corgi and German Shepherd mix
There is a lot to evaluate here but this Corgan Shephard is perfectly happy with himself so we can let him be.
- Cheagle – Chihuahua and Beagle mix
When you thought you knew what a Beagle looked like, because you’ve never really seen a beagle mixed with another breed, but then you’re not sure why your brain is having such a hard time, it’s because you’re looking at a Cheagle.
- Pitbull – Dachshund mix
If this dog had a Tinder account it would post a cropped picture of its strong intimidating face and then deal with the rest later.
- Ba-Shar – Basset Hound and Shar Pei mix
Why is this totally depressing to look at? Shar Pei’s have enough wrinkles on their faces to not look concerned or distressed all the time, but when they’re half Basset Hound they will make you sadder than Eeyore did your entire childhood.
- Pootalian – Standard Poodle and Italian Greyhound mix
Fun fact – this dog’s hair has an opposite charge to everything on earth*. Any surface the Pootalian touches will steal electrons from its hair, thus causing a permanent positive charge in every individual hair strand, giving it its effortless woman-in-labor appearance.
*This isn’t a real fact but would be the best explanation for its static coat.