15 Unforgettable Quotes from The Princess Bride

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15 Unforgettable Quotes from The Princess Bride

15 Unforgettable Quotes from The Princess Bride

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The 1987 film, The Princess Bride, has become a legendary masterpiece of sorts, with tons of quotable material. Keep these phrases on hand for an instant dose of awesome. (more Princess Bride facts)

“As you wish.” — Westley

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“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” — Inigo Montoya

“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” — Inigo Montoya

“Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam…” — The Impressive Clergyman

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“I’ll explain and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.” — Westley

“We are men of action, lies do not become us.” — Westley

“Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.” — Westley

“I’m not a witch, I’m your wife. But after what you just said, I’m not even sure I want to be that any more.” — Valerie

“I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.” — Man in Black

“Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.” — Westley

“There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.” — Westley

“Have fun storming the castle!” — Miracle Max

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“It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive.” — Miracle Max

“Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work, but I’ve got my country’s 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder and Guilder to frame for it; I’m swamped.” — Prince Humperdink

“It’s not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise.” — Fezzik

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